Clown

Clowns are a playable species on Coolstation: The Game.

You better like the taste of fresh

Any player may choose to spec into "CLOWN", however this role is best left to benthically experienced clergymen.

At the beginning of any "normal-mode" round, the saddest eligible player is selected from all players currently experiencing personal distress. That player will be dressed in fine silk of unknown visible colour, clad in non-non-slip work boots, and sent off to the facility for comedic incidence. Clowns are neither pitiable nor pitiful. Players encountering a natural clown cannot be held responsible for the results.

Difficulty rating: $\spadesuit \spadesuit \spadesuit \spadesuit \spadesuit$

GAMEPLAY

As a "CLOWN" your responsibilities are multifold:

• Protect the station from crime and punishment
• Ensure the engine is in one state or another by the end of the round
• Produce or consume various objects and substances
• Interact with dangers present in the environment
• Interact with dangers present in society
• Become either victim or perpetrator of an incident
• Pass away in relative calm (short for calamity)

An experienced clown will complete exactly zero of these tasks on average, however, things happen.

Your primary responsibility is to yourself: as long as you're not having fun, chances are nobody else is either.

CLOWN MOODBOARD