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[[File:Mcrib poo add- its BACK!!.png|thumb|it's finally back]]
It's natural.
 
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And you can make it yourself.
 
=== How does it work? ===
Poo is a part of the spaceman's digestive cycle. As such, every wholesome bite of food you eat helps power the dynamic bioreactor that churns out these clever logs.
 
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If the tactical need should arise, Are Hero Protagonist (you!) can drop trou, pop open the chat box, and *poo *shit or *crap out a log.
 
Important: You need to probably not wear any clothes that cover your backside. Or, you can be NOT disgusting and use a real dang toilet. Don't forget to wipe and wash your hands, you grody dumper!!!
== FAQ ==
 
====== Q:That's Isgross Poo really back? ======
Yeah
 
We'll probably have a "poo disbelief" style trait that makes it show up as mud, if that's possible.
 
=== FAQ ===
 
==== Q: Is Poo really back? ====
A: for now, it is. this is neither a threat of removal, nor warranty on it's staying power.
 
====== Q: Is this all just gratuitous gross-out humor? ======
A: poo had many gameplay implications before removal, and more integrations are planned. It's a free slip item, like the banana peel. It's a humiliation, like shove-farting or cluwning. It's also a mild poison, a very mediocre weapon, a potent fertiliser, and a secret surprise.
 
====== Q: What about the poo bugs? The raunchy hornsters? ======
A: Banned, permanently, on the spot, no warnings. No second offenses. Simply removing people who subject others to sexual paraphilia without consent is not controversial, is it?